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[orphne]

No they're really different!

[Dazai, please, this is the heart of a teenage girl we're talking about here.]

Like Goro's a 0 on the cuteness scale but definitely like an 8 on the hot scale. You have to subtract 2 when he starts talking, though.

[nullificates]

ugh truly my mentee your taste in men sucks

disagree. he's a 5. a barking chihuahua.

[orphne]

Woooow, he lost a point?

I think when he starts talking then the points go onto the cuteness scale sometimes, though. I think he just wants people to know that he's really smart, you know?

But then sometimes he's just mean and then the cuteness scale has to go back down again.

[nullificates]

... oh kotochan you get it

i like them mean, so i don't mind that so much, it's just everything else!!!

akira 10 though. gogol 10. chuuya -10. fyodor 10.

(whore)

[orphne]

And you think my taste sucks? I like when people are nice to me.

[Ah, so it's just a vibe check scale. Got it.]

Akira's definitely a 10, Chuuya's still a 7, Dosutoebusuki-san, [she tried her best and the text reflects how much she failed,] is maybe a 5? I don't know him well yet. I don't really know Gogol-san either?

Scott is a 7.

[nullificates]

yes??? ive told you men suck i am not different

why is chuuya a 7 he's a 2

hehehe! just call him fyodor, it's fine. he's extremely intelligent, so he's a 12 in my book.

scotts an 8 without the glasses. just so you know.

[orphne]

You're being a 6 right now!

[Inconsistency and being mean to Chuuya is docking your points, mentor!]

I only saw him without the glasses when he was attacking me, so I'm gonna have to stick to 7. Ummm Mizuki is an 8 though!

[nullificates]

eh im both 10 and -8 at the same time

who??? IS THAT A GIRL!!!!

[orphne]

She has a motorcycle!

[This is an 8 on the Coolness scale.]

Midoriya-kun is a 6, sometimes a 7.

[nullificates]

oh, people i don't know. do i want to know?

[orphne]

[She actually takes a few minutes to think about how she wants to answer that, because it's not just "should Dazai have more friends," it's "would they be useful to Dazai," because she knows how he works. And then there's the angle of "does she want her friends to potentially be involved in whatever Dazai's planning." Complicated question to answer.]

I think you'd like Mizuki. Midoriya-kun is a nice kid, but he's a 6 on the cute scale.

[So Mizuki, maybe, but probably not Deku.]

[nullificates]

(she knows him so well.)

who else is there?

ah, by the way, kaeya was a 24.

[orphne]

I never met him!

Ken-kun is a 12 on the cute scale. He's like my little brother.

[In other words: be nice to him.]

[nullificates]

your loss, he was drop-dead gorgeous.

i can read between your texts, i'm not going to spook him, i promise.

[orphne]

I know! That's why I said it.

[nullificates]

i'll spook you.

oOoOoOoOooooooooooooo

[orphne]

Oh nooooo I'm so scared!!!

[nullificates]

thank you!! SpOoOoOoOoOoOkyYyYyYyY.

also add more women to that list

men suck

[orphne]

You add more women to the list!!

Why do men suck this time, Dazai-san? New development, or same reasons?

[nullificates]

trust me it's in my plans. ugh

men always suck it doesn't matter the reason

[orphne]

Uh-huh.

Hey Dazai-san, why do boys not like to talk about things that are bothering them?

[nullificates]

there are many explanations for that. perhaps because vulnerability is scary, or because they think they can handle everything on their own, and asking for help is unimaginable. perhaps because being seen is horrifying, and telling someone else something bothers them is looking right into that. perhaps they're scared of intimacy!

or, like i was saying, men suck.

[orphne]

If men suck, how do you help them?

[nullificates]

it helps me help you if i know what you're talking about. something happened and you're upset and trying to get answers without giving me details.

i know you way too much, koto-chan.

[orphne]

Maybe it's you I'm talking about!

[tbf it's 90% shinji and 10% dazai]