(no, no, the face is mostly because she asked him to give chuuya a chance in this whole thing. he's a control freak, has she not noticed that? he doesn't care how he sounds.)
Oh, no, I don't think Chuuya would ever leave me.
(because if he could, he would have a long time ago, but leaving and abandoning is not in his book, that's in dazai's.)
Well, duh? Absolutely? All the time? Do you see how this relationship is not great!
[She just makes a disgruntled noise. Honestly, whenever she thinks she has problems, she just has to talk to Dazai to remind herself that at least she's not as bad.]
You should talk to him. Or, you know, do your mind-reading thing you guys always do.
Talk?! Koto-chan, you're getting the weirdest drunk ideas. We never talked in all these years, and the mind-reading isn't that perfect! I'll just move here, he'll come, and I'll put him in a box forever!
(he IS stupid, thank you for noticing?)
Fyodor's easier than this, but also, ah, to be interested in a terrorist! Ah, see, my taste in men, I told you, women are best.
[Oh, your taste sucks, Dazai! She doesn't go so far as to say it, but it's so obvious in her voice. Chuuya, okay, he's a sweet guy under a loud exterior, but Fyodor? Jury's still out on that one.
One problem at a time, and she's still more loyal to Chuuya, so-]
If you've never talked honestly before, maybe it'll go better than you think! And if it sucks, you'll just want to go hide in the cave again, so nothing will change!
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Oh, no, I don't think Chuuya would ever leave me.
(because if he could, he would have a long time ago, but leaving and abandoning is not in his book, that's in dazai's.)
Well, duh? Absolutely? All the time? Do you see how this relationship is not great!
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Even if it sucks, he should still get to decide if it's something he wants! Maybe he likes you 'cause you suck!
[Wait. She snorts, then giggles, then makes another face.]
Noooo, wait I don't want to know. Please don't tell me.
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(wait-- OH. NOW HE'S GIGGLING TOO.)
I wouldn't tell you so many details, it's not something you have to worry about!! That's probably not it, though!!
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[Come on! She pouts at him from her position hovering over his chest. How is he so smart and yet so stupid at the same time.
Then she just plops down and rests on his chest again with a groan.]
You're dumb.
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his hug at least doesn't waver.)
Yep! I'd totally just toss Chuuya off a bridge, but he'd just float back and kick my ass.
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You should talk to him. Or, you know, do your mind-reading thing you guys always do.
[Uuuggghhhhh he's so stupid.]
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(he IS stupid, thank you for noticing?)
Fyodor's easier than this, but also, ah, to be interested in a terrorist! Ah, see, my taste in men, I told you, women are best.
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[Oh, your taste sucks, Dazai! She doesn't go so far as to say it, but it's so obvious in her voice. Chuuya, okay, he's a sweet guy under a loud exterior, but Fyodor? Jury's still out on that one.
One problem at a time, and she's still more loyal to Chuuya, so-]
If you've never talked honestly before, maybe it'll go better than you think! And if it sucks, you'll just want to go hide in the cave again, so nothing will change!