oh thank god i thought you were gonna say boys were easier to
anyway i have nothing! you gave me enough information yourself! i just wanted to know what's up with you and scott, but now, honestly and suddenly, i lost interest.
hello, im sorry, i wasn't 100% there, dazai will let us drink at the bar so we should go on a nice date?
ah, sorry, very hard! you know chuuya beats me, right? i also don't want to play around with nikolai, it's all fun and games but also, he might stab me, and my feet really hurt. my options are so limited!
He doesn't seem like the type to want to go on a date with someone who tried to kill him.
I really don't get Nikolai-san. You've mentioned him before -- is he really dangerous? You haven't recommended that I hang out with him like you did with Chuuya.
i mean. i have been in dozen of dates with people who tried to kill me. you never know.
oh. yes. you can hang out with him, but honestly, i don't think you'll like him very much. also, there's the actual terrorist part of it all, but we have an agreement in place, so he's well-behaved, lately.
besides, putting you and chuuya together was a strategy move. i have nothing to gain if you spend time with nikols.
Wait, what was your strategy for having me spend time with Chuuya? Get him out of your hair for a while?
[That can't be it. Like... yeah, no, that can't be it, considering half the time they're spending time together.
Also okay, she doesn't really know what to do with that information about Nikolai, so you know what? For now, she'll take his word for it and wait to make her own judgement on whether or not she likes him. "Terrorist" being described by someone like Dazai isn't... promising, though.]
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And no!! That's private!!
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ah, lame.
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anyway i have nothing! you gave me enough information yourself! i just wanted to know what's up with you and scott, but now, honestly and suddenly, i lost interest.
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Wait, Scott??
[The same Scott Thanatos had yeeted like a football??]
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i'll say it
easier to fuck
which honestly kind of true!
we're very simple creatures!
also, he asked me about you! so i came to make fun of you, and i found out you have affairs, i'm shocked! very shocked! don't care anymore.
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[Is that all? Oh my God.]
Ok thanks for checking I guess??
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any questions on that front
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ah, truly my mentee, breaking hearts left and right.
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[But also like, wow, having an adult she can ask these questions? Good to have just in case.]
Anyway, I don't think he wants to talk to me very much. Remember I said I almost killed people...?
He's one of them.
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ah. he's worried about you. go talk to him, kiddo. chin up.
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don't let them see you
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[Her charm picks up her uncertain hum as she weighs in her hand. She... probably should at least apologize to him in person, huh? Scott, that is.]
Oh so you're the one breaking hearts, huh? Isn't that what they call "projecting?"
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(Dazai Stop Being A Dick Time)
eh subjective, right? big difference between really breaking hearts, and also, projecting and uh, what's that word! ah, yes, messing with you!
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Go mess with someone else!!
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ah, sorry, very hard! you know chuuya beats me, right? i also don't want to play around with nikolai, it's all fun and games but also, he might stab me, and my feet really hurt. my options are so limited!
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I really don't get Nikolai-san. You've mentioned him before -- is he really dangerous? You haven't recommended that I hang out with him like you did with Chuuya.
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oh. yes. you can hang out with him, but honestly, i don't think you'll like him very much. also, there's the actual terrorist part of it all, but we have an agreement in place, so he's well-behaved, lately.
besides, putting you and chuuya together was a strategy move. i have nothing to gain if you spend time with nikols.
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Wait, what was your strategy for having me spend time with Chuuya? Get him out of your hair for a while?
[That can't be it. Like... yeah, no, that can't be it, considering half the time they're spending time together.
Also okay, she doesn't really know what to do with that information about Nikolai, so you know what? For now, she'll take his word for it and wait to make her own judgement on whether or not she likes him. "Terrorist" being described by someone like Dazai isn't... promising, though.]
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