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here is a super drunkzai

[nullificates]

KOTO-CHAN. KOTO-CHAN

EMERGENCY

I RAN OUT OF IDEAS!!!!!!!!

[orphne]

Ideas for what? Something constructive, or bothering Chuuya?

[Those are the only two things she can think he would call her about.]

[nullificates]

are you perhaps insinuating that bothering chuuya is not constructive

[orphne]

I think there are way more constructive things you could think about!

[nullificates]

ah, but this time, you're wholly incorrect. i'm not looking to annoy chuuya at this instant!

what should i do today, koto-chan?

[orphne]

Hmmm...

Are you good at sewing?

[nullificates]

stitching, yes, sewing, not in a million years

koto-chan are you trying to put me to work

[orphne]

Maybe! You said you were all out of ideas, and I knew "working" would definitely be a new one for you!

[nullificates]

im cutting off your chuuya time what is this slander!!!!!!!!

[orphne]

hehehehe!!

Do you want to hang out with me while I sew, then? You'll probably get bored though...

Oh! Did you read the books I brought you?

[nullificates]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yes

three times

this is boring tho

im drunk

[orphne]

[And what do you want her to do about that!]

Did you already date all the beautiful women in town?

[nullificates]

for legal reasons like my safety we can't use the word date

but i did see many of these gorgeous women! and some men! i'm eclectic!!

[orphne]

[h u h you know what, no, she doesn't want to know actually!!]

You told me not to see men myself! You're kind of a hypocrite, Dazai-san!

[She's joking, mostly.

[nullificates]

yes men are bastards!!!!

women all the way!!!!!!!!!

[orphne]

Thanks, I think!

Alright, so what else do drunk people usually do then?

[She's kind of at a loss as to what to suggest for him, considering she knows he likes a) reading, b) "womanizing, and c) drinking. He seems to have exhausted all of those for the moment!]

[nullificates]

party!! let's party!!! let's dance!! woohoo!!!

[orphne]

All the parties I've been to have been more about food than dancing... are you sure there isn't somebody else you'd rather party with?

[nullificates]

no!!!!! save me from the little angry mafioso and the russians!!!!

[orphne]

Okay, well can you teach me how to dance? I have music! Oh, but I don't have any speakers or anything to plug my MP3 player into...

[nullificates]

why do you think i can dance?

[orphne]

Oh! I just assumed, since you brought it up in the first place. Well, I guess if neither of us know how to dance, that's probably fine! Where can we get some good music...

[nullificates]

i've been trying to learn the violin does that count

[orphne]

Are you any good at it?

[nullificates]

im great at everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!