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please

[orphne]

Slugzai

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im leaving you

[orphne]

Oslugu Dazai?

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the dazai osamu youre trying to reach is currently unavailable leave your message after the beep

[orphne]

BEEEEEEP

Namekuji-san~ I have a bunch of lettuce and other nice slug-treats for you~

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the dazai osamu you're trying to reach has delegated mentorship permanently to chuuya snailhara, please press one for your anger management classes, two to break your volume control, three to shrink to 140cm.

[orphne]

Wooooow I thought your boyfriend was supposed to be my new mentor? If I keep getting traded like this, my feelings will get hurt

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only for analytic thinking! ah, try lying to him as much as you can. if you can fool him, you pass!

[orphne]

Aren't you setting me up for failure?? He's gonna think I'm a bad liar and a bad person

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nope he'll know i got you to do it

[orphne]

Hey remember the bedroom stuff we talked about before?

Don't involve me in it

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question mark question mark question mark

[orphne]

Just saying!! Don't involve me in your weird outsmart-the-other-fufufu game!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND SINCE WHEN THAT'S BEDROOM AND THAT'S NOT IT AT ALL HAHAHAHA

kotochan you are FUNNY

[orphne]

IS THAT NOT ONE OF YOUR WEIRD WAYS OF FLIRTING??

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i flirt with him all the time, you just can't hear it!!!!

ah, to be young and creative

[orphne]

I flirt like a normal person!!

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are you saying im not normal?

[orphne]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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no ice cream for you for a week young lady or whatever it is people in authority positions do!!!!

[orphne]

Hmmm I think only Chuuya can ground me since he's my mentor now? A slug's answering machine told me so

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ill tell him i said you have to shrink to 140 so he can look down at a mentee for once and you said nothing so i guess thats what i am telling him

[orphne]

He's exactly my height! Are you saying my height isn't good enough, Dazai-san? I'm making such a sad face, you're hurting my feelings so much right now....

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absolutely i have back pain did you know

please grow taller both of you