And you specifically had to fuck my secretary to do it, huh?
[Sourly said.
But Dazai's protests get a mocking laugh out of Chuuya.] If you don't brush your hair regularly, it can lead to hair loss, you know? All those knots matted together stress the hair out if you just leave 'em.
[Hmm... meanwhile Kotone is taking notes. Secretaries are the heart of an organization? Hopefully that's not information she'll ever need, but it's good to know in case it ever comes up! One more fact for the little mental notebook (that will be transcribed into the real notebook later, maybe).
Instead she looks at Chuuya, jaw dropping a little,] Is that really true? [Whether it's true or not, she plays along, wiggling her fingers a little.] You can't lose your hair, Dazai-san! I'll finger-comb the knots out, okay?
(under the blankets, if one pays enough attention, they can hear the haunting, bone-chilling whine of dazai osamu, the toddler:
'for your information i fucked all the secretaries youre not that great ok i should have just ghosted and then you would have nowhere to go because they'd knock on your door--')
Ah? See, Chuuya? You need to spend more time with Koto-chan. She's cute. Perhaps you will finally learn your manners.
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[Sourly said.
But Dazai's protests get a mocking laugh out of Chuuya.] If you don't brush your hair regularly, it can lead to hair loss, you know? All those knots matted together stress the hair out if you just leave 'em.
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Instead she looks at Chuuya, jaw dropping a little,] Is that really true? [Whether it's true or not, she plays along, wiggling her fingers a little.] You can't lose your hair, Dazai-san! I'll finger-comb the knots out, okay?
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'for your information i fucked all the secretaries youre not that great ok i should have just ghosted and then you would have nowhere to go because they'd knock on your door--')
Ah? See, Chuuya? You need to spend more time with Koto-chan. She's cute. Perhaps you will finally learn your manners.
(bitch seriously)