(he can't relate!! he never got to be a teenager. all his teenage memories were either in a hospital, or in the mafia, or with, god forbid, chuuya. ew. just absolutely dreary, blablabla, you know the drill here.)

I'm not. His watch uses specialized equipment to set itself to standard time every morning he wakes up, so the margin of error is always under one second. He's very easy to mess with!