That's reading! Drinking alcohol! Eating! Going on a date with a beautiful woman! Why would I cook?
(when he literally can get that with zero effort whatsoever. all he has to do is drug a dish or two, or four, or five, and now he's not allowed to touch the kitchen, and he just waits and food appears! wonderful!)
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(when he literally can get that with zero effort whatsoever. all he has to do is drug a dish or two, or four, or five, and now he's not allowed to touch the kitchen, and he just waits and food appears! wonderful!)